FUCK YOU LIBERALS-George W's Diary...

Hello all you "Blue Staters"  I was surfing the internets to find a website where I can download music for my ipod (legally of course) and I came across this Blog (is that what its called??)
Anyway, I decided to post a Diary--I actually just transcribed the latest entry from the President's (that's me--I like talking in third person) diary that I keep at my bedside, right next to my Bible...

Fuck you liberals, I'm appointing Condi Rice as Secretary of State.

Fuck you liberals, I'm pushing Colin Powell out of the State Dept. but keeping Rumsfeld because I can't admit I made a mistake.

Fuck you liberals, I'm appointing John Bolton to head the U.N.

Don't worry there's plenty more...

Fuck you liberals, I'm appointing Alberto "torture memo" Gonzales to head the Justice Dept.

Fuck you liberals, I'm re-appointing the 10 Judges you refused to approve (even though when my party controlled the Senate and Clinton was President they approved even fewer of his appointees)

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to appoint my best friend to head every group that investigates 9/11 so I will never be blamed.

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to appoint Paul Wolfovitz to head the World Bank even though he was one of the head architects of the Iraq war and has no background in Economics.

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to make sure the Press invokes self-censorship at every turn if they want to keep their jobs--namely because the mainstream media is run by my corporate buddies--but then I'm going to repeatedly refer to them as the "liberal media"

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to refuse to come back to the White House after the Sunami or for the PDB that said "Bin Ladin to attack inside US" but make damn sure to show up to sign the Terry Schaivo bill

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to allow pretend reporters w/ fake names ask me soft ball questions at press conferences but fire Helen Thomas--a fixture of the White House Press Corps for the past 40 years--because she is a "liberal" columnist.

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to ignore the Pope before I start an illegal war but then use his carcass to get the Catholic vote.

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to pander to middle-class American (NASCAR dads & soccer moms) and then turn around and push through pro-big business legislation including the Class Action bill, Bankruptcy Bill, and get rid of the Estate, oh I mean, death tax.

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to do away with Social Security even though it is the most successful policy in the history of this country, oh and as a bonus I'm going to lie and say its broke, say we won't honor the treasury bonds or tell you its better to trust my friends over on Wall Street with your money than me--i.e. the Federal Government (same thing)  

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to barely win the election (actually probably steal it in Ohio) and then on Nov. 3--i.e. the worst day of your life--even more intolerable by arrogantly claiming I have a mandate that I plan to spend (at your expense of course)

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to appoint partisan Porter Goss to head the CIA

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to give the medal of Freedom to George Tenet, Paul Bremer, and Gen. Franks for doing such a great job on the war.

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to pretend I love the troops but fail to give them armor, give them crappy medical benefits and then fail to protect them if they rack up medical bills and need to file for Bankruptcy.

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to put on a flight suit announce Mission Accomplished for a photo-op even though I deserted the army 30 years ago.

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to go up against an opponent in an election who despite his wealth, volunteered to go to Vietnam, won several medals, a purple heart and saved a guy's life and then because I'm too chicken to call him unpatriotic to his face, I'm going pay Swift Boat Veterans to do it for me.  

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to preach about the culture of life--implying that you embrace a "culture of death"--while being anti-choice on the one hand but being known as the "texicutioner" because more people were executed under my watch as Gov. of Texas than any other governor in the history of this country oh and I'm not going to review their files or even care if they are deemed mentally incompetent by the state.

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to refuse to grant a stay of execution on Carla Fay Tucker and then I'm going to make fun of her in an interview w/ Tucker Carlson.

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to reject my party's historical support for States' Rights and declare 17 state court judges in Florida murderers in granting Ms. Schaivo the right to die while at the same time passing a law in Texas that pulls the plug when people can't afford to be kept alive so I can help insurance companies make some money.  

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to pretend I'm a good `ol boy from the south even though my parents are rich WASPs from New England.

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to oppose affirmative action namely granting minorities "points" in the acceptance process even though I got 15 points because my President father & Senator grandfather were Yale alumni.

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to see to it that Arabs are rounded up in the middle of the night all and thrown in jail w/ no due process while at the same time allowing a bunch of Saudi Arabians, many of whom have the last name "Bin Laden", leave the U.S. Sept. 13th in luxury jets at the behest of my good friend Prince Bandar Bush.

Fuck you liberals, I'm going to spread democracy & freedom all over the world while doing away with democracy in this country with voting shenanigans and with freedom through the Patriot Act --and I'm going to call it the "Patriot" act because it is the complete opposite of Patriotic just to piss you off even more.

I'm going to do all these things that hurt America and successfully blame the Democrats, the powerless Democrats who have a minority in the House, the Senate, sure as hell are no where in the Executive and have appointed fewer Judges to the Federal Judiciary.  

Despite your complete lack of power, everything that goes wrong is clearly your fault, and I will see to it the American Public is aware of this. Thanks for being such good scapegoats!!